I Only Eat Candy

(tuning: standard)
(intro)
D A B F#^ G^
D   A B F#^ G^
ahhh
(verse 1)
i  i dont kill  and i dont murder or manufacture atomic weapons
                                       F#^              G^
and i  dont eat meat  and i  dont eat vegetables  no no no
(chorus)
      D            A               B             F#^   G^
cause i  only eat candy  oh oh oh  i  only eat sweets
     D            A                         B              F#^  G^
yeah i  only eat candy my friend  oh oh oh  i  i only eat candy
(play this 4X)
C C B C B A A G A B
(verse 2)
and i  i dont believe  no i dont  believe in your corny old jesus
                                                     F#^        G^
and i  dont worship satan  no  not like charlie and steve no no no
(chorus)
      D            A               B             F#^ G^
cause i  only eat candy  oh oh oh  i  only eat sweets
     D            A                     B              F#^  G^
yeah i  only eat candy my friend  yeah  i  i only eat candy  yeah
(play this 4X)
C C B C B A A G A B
im angry
(bridge)
 D              A  B           F#^  D            A  B         F#^
  ylno tae ydnac  ylno tae steews  ylno tae ydnac  ylno tae ydnac
   G^
ahhhhhhhhhh
(chorus)
      D            A               B             F#^ G^
cause i  only eat candy  oh oh oh  i  only eat sweets
     D            A                     B              F#^  G^
yeah i  only eat candy my godd friend  oh i  i only eat candy  yeah
(play this 4X)
C C B C B A A G A B
            C
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