After School Special

(início)

Am        B
My mom is better than
C          F
Your mom, and your dad too.
Am           B
She knows nutrition well,
C           F
That's why I'm trim & lean!
             D
Because she cooks,
      C
She cleans,
      B
She lies,
      G#
She says...
I'm handsome!
-cartoony interlude-
Am           B
Once dad hit me so hard,
C            F
Mom felt it on her cheek!
              D
Because she cooks,
      C
She cleans,
     B
She lies,
     G#
She says...
I am handsome! (That's right...)
-interlude-
Am          B
My mom is better than
C           F
Your mom, and your dad too.
Am                    B
She's there when she needs to be there,
C               F
That's why I'm here today!
             D
Because she cooks,
     C
She cleans,
     B
She lies,
     G#
She says...