The Crack Song
Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer
Em
(início)
G D7 G D7 G On contemplating how one becomes a star C G D7 G I appear to stumbled upon a form - u - la C G C G Something that will take me straight to the top A7 D7 And leapfrog all of those talentless fops
VERSE 2
G D7 G D7 G They leave the Italia Conti and they think they've got it made C G D7 G Sell records to the dribbling mass who claim financial aid C G C G But when people laugh instead they go out of their heads A7 D7 Although that's not something I would necessarily dissuade
VERSE 3
G D7 G D7 G On perusing the social diaries in the broadsheets at the club C G D7 G I pondered on this problem and thought, "Ah, there's the rub." C G C G So many useless stars once they're popular A7 D7 Turn to something else to hide what drivelers they are
VERSE 4
G D7 G D7 G I'll simply choose a nice class A C G D7 G But heroin is so passé C G C G I know what to do and I'll give you a clue A7 D7 So listen to what I'm about to say
CHORUS
G D7 G D7 G I think I'll try some of that crack cocaine C G D7 G I've heard it rather takes away the pain C G C G It's the kind of caper that might get me in the papers A7 D7 And garner me some critical acclaim G B Em G7 I'll make myself a nice drug hell C B7 A cheeky tale the press can tell G B Em E7 And if I smoke some crack I might get my mojo back A7 D7 G D7 G D7 G And win myself a Brit Award as well COMPLICATED BANJOLELE G O G D7 G D7 G D7 G C G D7 G D7 G C G C G A7 D7 G B Em G7 C B7 G B Em E7 A7 D7 G D7 G D7 G
VERSE 5
G G D7 G D7 G They wanted me to go rehab I said, "That sounds nice" G D7 G D7 G Having my arse wiped by the lower class, that sounds nice C C7 G I've got lots of time and if they're supplying the wine G D7 G D7 G They wanted me to go rehab I said, "That sounds nice"
CHORUS
G D7 G D7 G I think I'll try some of that crack cocaine C G D7 G I've heard it rather takes away the pain C G C G It's the kind of caper that might get me in the papers A7 D7 And garner me some critical acclaim G B Em G7 I'll make myself a nice drug hell C B7 A cheeky tale the press can tell G B Em E7 And if I smoke some crack I might get my mojo back A7 D7 G D7 G And win myself a Brit Award as well
OUTRO
G B Em E7 And if I smoke some crack I might get my mojo back A7 D7 G D7 G D7 G And win myself a Brit Award as well
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