Oh Santa

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F:      2010
E7:     1202
A7:     0100  NB. A7add9: 0102
Ab7:    1323  or  x323
G7:     0212
Bb:     3211
F7:     2310
Fmaj7:  5557
G:      0232
Abmaj7: 0343
Cm:     0333
F7sus2: 0313
Cmaj7:  0002

N.C.
Here's a festive tale for you all
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It was the night before christmas and all around the house
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Were scattered small puddles of famous grouse
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An early gift from a maiden aunt
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I thought 'I'll drink this rot' although I shan't
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The plants got a good whiskey watering though
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After my risky sauntering home from the club
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Beyond a quick pop in to the pub
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To extol tales of old to the proles in their ruddy lug-holes
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Though they were cold I know they found my jolly stories rather droll
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They went down gladly like a tory troll at a glory hole.
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I degress, still barely made a crease in my Sunday best
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When I arrive home in a stupor 'Oh super' I thought
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'Father Christmas is a trouper, I'll leave him some port
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Under the tree as a treat, that'll set him on his way
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And a carrot for Rudolph, the helper on his sleigh'

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I placed the offering beneath the tree
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With a note which read 'Santa, thanking ye
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Do enjoy these small treats that I've given thee'
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But when I woke the fat git had taken liberties!

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Just one glass of sherry, I thought that was clear
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And the carrot was food for the reindeer
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Oh Santa, don't darken my chimney again.
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An empty bottle beneath the tree
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And a carrot besmirched by faecal debris.
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Oh Santa, don't darken my chimney again.

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I come down on christmas morning to a terrible sight
Bb
I thought at first a burglar had come in the night
         C
A sherry bottle on the fire and sherry dripping from the ceiling
Bb
  And now the christmas dinner seems somewhat unappealing.
         C
Since he did that with a carrot my confidence is murky
   Bb
As to whether he didn't do something rather similar with the turkey.
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Next year though, I shall find out the truth
   Bb
I shall await the cheeky blighter with a shotgun on the roof

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If I may be permitted to state an actual fact,
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Father Christmas committed an unatural act
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Oh Santa, don't darken my chimney again.
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He finished my supply of fortified wine
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Then he popped (!) a carrot where the sun doesn't shine
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Oh Santa, don't darken my chimney again.

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Oh I wish he hadn't have done that on christmas da----a----ay

     C                            F
If I may be permitted to state an actual fact,
       E7                      A7
Father Christmas committed an unatural act
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Oh Santa, don't darken my chimney again.
   C                     F
He finished my supply of fortified wine
        E7                            A7
Then he popped (!) a carrot where the sun doesn't shine
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Oh Santa, don't darken my chimney again.

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Why would he do such a thing at christmas?

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