Medical Love Song

*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*
Intro:
Aaug
Verse 1:
       D                          A7
Inflam-mation of the foreskin, re-minds me of your smile.
                                    D              D7
I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for quite a little while.
  G                G#dim     D               B7
I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June,
  E7                             A7                Aaug
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.
Verse 2:
(Faster):
   D                             A
My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores,
     A7                         D                  D7
Your Moenelial Infection; how I miss you, more and more.
     G               G#dim         D               B7
Your dnob's itch, my scrumpox, our lovely Gonorrho-ea;
   E7                                A7                Aaug
At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear.
Verse 3:
    D                           A
Our syphilic kisses, sealed the secret of our tryst.
    A7                               D                   D7
You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a quick flick of your wrist.
     G          G#dim      D               B7
Your Trichovagi-nitis sent shivers down my spine;
      E7                                 A (N.C.)               Aaug
I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine.
Chorus 1:
D                    E7
 Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.
A7                 D           B7    E7    A7
 Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
D              E7
 Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.
A7                          D        G Gm D
 Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve-itis.
Verse 4:
D                             A
 My clapped-out genitalia, is not so bad for me,
           A7                             D             D7
As the com-plete and utter failure, every time I try to pee.
   G              G#dim               D               B7
My doctor says my blue balls, are the worst he's ever seen.
   E7                               A7                Aaug
My scrotum's painted orange, and my balls are turning green.
Verse 5:
D                                   A
 My heart is very tender, though my parts are awful raw.
    A7                                D            D7
You might have been infected, but you never were a bore.
    G             G#dim                   D            B7
I'm dying of your love, my love; I'm your Spirochaetal clown.
     E7                                 A7                           Aaug
I've left my body to science, but I'm a-fraid they've turned it down.
Chorus 2:
D                    E7
 Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.
A7                 D           B7    E7    A7
 Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.
D              E7
 Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.
A7                          D        G Gm    D
 Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve... itis.