Edgehead7 - Sammy Sperm

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Sammy Sperm- Edgehead7
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Tuning- Standard
Chords used:
D   xx0232
G   320003
E   022100
C   x32010
Am  x02210
F   xx3211
Em  022000
Intro

    Erik loved Candace with love so dear

   He constantly stayed with her for he felt sex was near

   One starry night, Erik's dream finally came true

    And this is the story that I now sing to you

   There they were naked on the bed rolling 'round

   Having lots of fun and making weird sounds

   Erik   then   took   a     chance

 He began to masturbate that night

 And  it   was       that      moment

 That Sammy   Sperm    took  flight

 (Strum Chords)
   E         C             G         D
 Sammy was flying right through the air
            E           C           G        D
 With only half of a flagella; no cilia, no hair
      E           C           G        D
 His mind was determined, he knew his goal
     E      C             G       D
 He had to land inside Candace's hole
   F         G     Em     Am
 Suddenly, Sammy landed inside
     F             G                   Em      Am
 He began to swim upward; there was no time to hide
        F             G                 Em         Am
 Sammy knew that the egg waited at the end of the trail
              F         G                             Em   Am
 Would he be able to fertilize it? His emotions were pure hell
         F            G           Em        Am
 Sammy finished the journey and defied the odds
    F       G                Em     Am
 Pregnancy began because of Erik's rod
    F            G             Em      Am
 Candace was humiliated and extremely sad
  But hey,  come on,  herpes   isn't that bad!