Ecnegludni Fles Sseldnim

You keep playing the chord to thecorrect rhythm pattern till the next chord,
or stop where i put '*'.
hello james, hi, i'm calling and interested in seeing if, um, i don't know, if
you book this band, um, that band, um, mindless, um, was it mind... senseless...
mindless... - uh whatever, you know what i'm talking about
A                                                    E
me like to go down to the church and drink some holy water
but i don't like it... the priest don't like it
                     A       *
but me can't seem to help it
A
sail away - oh - away - oh
                               E
you live me life free like a birdie
cause me like to sing
me likes what me do
                      A
and me can't seem to help it
G
i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys
i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today
   C                                *
i saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound
C                *
sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um...
                       A *         A*              A*             A*
oh - we all going on a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field
       A*              A*              A*            A*             A*
trip - a field trip - a field t-trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field
trip
C
Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true
G                         G*
Mr. Harry, he drives the van
E             G      C       G
sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss
C              G          C          G                E
pull him... pulling Jesus from the cross - touch me thing
E                 C                    A
sing somebody stole my Amy Grant records today
Ab5      A      Ab5
me think me turn 22 today
              D                    Ab5   A     E
will somebody get me a present cause I turn 22 today
                 A*             G*
but they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrel
         A*                  C                      E
then the milkman came - the milkman came and he took them fish
                        A*           A*
he took them fish now me crying - me crying
B5      C      B5    A          A
the milkman make me cry... then the mailman came
E    G   A    G     E
drag me pee-pee on the floor
G            E
hide me sandwich in me drawer
G              E
the... hit my head against the door
this is some kind of dream
A
me likes to go down to the park
                                  E
and take them nuts from them squirrels
and... you know what?
E           A         G         A          G
time is... it's the closet for me - the closet for me
A        E       G
it's so dark me cannot see
 A           G         A           G*
it's the closet for me - the closet for me
                     G*
Mr. Harry said that will teach me
No, I don't want to do the special olympics one
C                   D
my friend's the seat on my toilet
C               Bb5
and he always seem to shout at me
G           D       D*
oh, mister, don't you pee on me
G                   D
when I'm sitting it's a totally different story
G                Bb5
then he doesn't seem to play me mind
G             D             D*      A*    C*   G*
he's not afraid of my fat behind
Eb5     Bb5        G
and on the unfortunate occasion
Eb5      A         G
when I miss the bowl and pee on him
Eb5     Bb5        G
lets me off with a smile and a warning
Eb5     A    G
don't do it again...