Slurf Song

                                          Artist - Michael Hurley
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                                            Song - Slurf Song
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                                           Tabbed By - Ayreon77
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Tuning = Standard
INTRO
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D A Em G

VERSE 1
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D
Oh a little wishbone
A        Em             G
I make a wish for a potato
D
Oh a little wishbone
A        Em       G     D
I make a wish for a potato
A                 G  D
I'll make a wish
A             G  D
For a potato
D A Em G

VERSE 2
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D
Popping up the popcorn
   A        Em                      G
It ain't my fault, but I forgot the salt
D
Popping up the popcorn
   Em                  G            D
It ain't my fault, but I forgot the salt
   A               G  D
It ain't my fault
    A            G  D
But I forgot the salt
D A Em G

VERSE 3
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D
Picking out the fish bones
A     Em                  G
In my perch from Lake Champlain
D
Picking out the fish bones
A     Em                  D
In my perch from Lake Champlain
A               G  D
All them perch
A               G  D
All them bones
D A Em G

VERSE 4
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D
Cooking up tortilla's
A       Em                         G
So much fun when you got a bowl of beans
D
Cooking up tortilla's
A       Em           G             D
So much fun when you got a bowl of beans
A            G  D
So much fun
A                   G  D
Got a bowl of beans
D A Em G

VERSE 5
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D
When we make spaghetti
A         Em                     G
Everybody gathers round and they eat it by the pound
D
When we make spaghetti
Em                               G             D
Everybody gathers round and they eat it by the pound
A                      G  D
They all gather round
     A                    G  D
They eat it by the pound
D A Em G

VERSE 6
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D
We fill up our guts
        A            Em                     G
Then we turn it into shit and we get rid of it
D
We fill up our guts
        A            Em       G             D
Then we turn it into shit and we get rid of it
   A                  G  D
We turn it into shit
     A                 G  D
Then we get rid of it
D A Em G

VERSE 7
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D
Oh I see the six pack
A      Em                           G
I want one, would you bring it over here
D
Oh I see the six pack
A      Em             G             D
I want one, would you bring it over here
A           G  D
I want one
A                   G  D
Bring it over here
D A Em G

VERSE 8
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  D
A big sack of oysters
A        Em                     G
Rare molecules will soon become mine
  D
A big sack of oysters
A        Em         G           D
Rare molecules will soon become mine
A               G  D
Rare molecules
     A                 G  D
will soon become mine
D A Em G

VERSE 9
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     D
Were going to watch them too
        A      Em                       G
Till we get an idea, and I got this one here
     D
Were going to watch them too
        A      Em          G            D
Till we get an idea, and I got this one here
A                   G  D
Fluff in our faces
A                      G  D
On our regular places
D A Em G

VERSE 10
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D                   A    Em
Oh I see the dishes over there
                      G
How they fill me with despair
D                   A    Em
Oh I see the dishes over there
         G            D
How they fill me with despair
    A                   G  D
The dishes over there
     A                     G  D
They fill me with despair
D A Em G D