I Was An Infant

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I was an infant,
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for the human race
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Down the test tubes backward,
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blackjack to my face
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They put me in cowboy boots
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I liked to wear dresses better
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They put me in cowboy boots
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Served me chrios for dinner
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I was a teenage boy,
people always in my face
Sore face everywhere,
everyone on my case
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Wanted me to be some football player
I liked dresses better
Be a some kinda sport player
I like girl clothes better
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And it ain´t nobodys business what I do
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Made it this far
to cut the chase
This time is for yourself,
and it ain´t to waste
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Wanted to be a big man,
be some kind of hero
All those big man dreams
all add up to zero
D       C        Bb         A
Nobodys business what you do