The Funny Song

(início)

Intro:
(I’m not sure that the guy that plays guitar is holding his finger on the third
fret (on the E) but it sounds like it)

          (This is played over and over when Madonna is talking)
Verse 1:

 Went down to the local bar

 To buy my daddy a big cigar

 When I got home he was dead

Somebody shot him in the head
Chorus 1:

 Oh dear daddy         you’re not gonna see me grieve

 ‘Cause you brought out the worst in me
This is the part where they talk a little bit more from the stage, and the rest
of the instruments come in. I don’t know for how long this is played.

Verse 2:

 When the funeral, it was through

 I had myself a barbecue

 Daddy’s bones they sure taste good

 I’d kill him myself if only I could
Chorus 2:

 Oh dear daddy         you’re not gonna see me sad

 ‘Cause everything you did was bad           Iiiihaaawwwww
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
 Went down to the local bar
 To buy my daddy a big cigar
 When I got home he was dead
 Somebody shot him in the head
 Chorus 1:
       Oh dear daddy
       You’re not gonna see me grieve
       ‘Cause you brought out the worst in me
Verse 2:
 When the funeral, it was through
 I had myself a barbecue
 Daddy’s bones they sure taste good
 I’d kill him myself if only I could
 Chorus 2:
       Oh dear daddy
       You’re not gonna see me sad
       ‘Cause everything you did was bad