I Wanna Be The Little Spoon

E                         B
I can't sleep, I'm wide awake
                              Dbm
I'm counting hours. turning crazy
             E       B
I am going crazy ,
E                        B
I'll be late for work again
                          Dbm
I'll be cranky, I'll be lazy
          E      B
Oopsie daisy
E                     B
My pyjama's soaking wet...from sweat...
                           Dbm
...... ...and my arm numb again ...
               E            B
So lucky that arm, sleeping peacefully
E                               B
I shouldn't bitch about this, I know
                          Dbm
I should take it like a man
           E     B
Maaaaaaan Maaaaaaan

A
But I'm a tender, fragile boy
A
I need protection, love and affection
E
It's so embarrassing to admit
E
But man, I have to man boy up and do it
B               E
We've only been together for a couple of months
B               E
I know this is just a one night stand...
    Dbm
...so this might feel a bit too soon ...
   B            E
I wanna be the little spoon
E  Em       E        Em
I have been big spoon forever
 E      Em     E     Em
Babe, I wanna be the little spoon now
E   Em        E    Em
You may stay over however...
   E               Em
...turn around! ...Babe, I wanna be the little spoon now

E
What a lovely day today
F#m
Don't you think, Jose?
Dbm
 Nah, did i park wrong?
Give me two of those
E
I got spooned last night, you see
E
Oh yeah, Grandma, that's right
F#m
I got spooned last night
Dbm          E
Twice!  Nice!
A
Is this your dog's work, old man?
E
 Well, I'll take it to the trash can
F#m
I got spooned last night...
E
...don't care about a little bit of shit in my hand ...
E
Baby, spoon me all night long
E
Spoon me to the beat of the song
Dbm
Baby, spoon me in public, I don't care
Dbm
C'mon, baby, spoon me right fucking' here
F#m
Spoon me up against the wall
A
I said, spoon me from behind
B
C'mon tighter, baby
B
Upside down, maybe, In costumes then combined

Dbm
I'm tired, is it my turn soon ?
E                    A
Shut up!  Baby, get behind and be the big spoon
Dbm
I wanna be the little spoon
E                   A
Shut the fuck up!  Imma gonna be the little spoon now
*no instrumental*
But you're supposed to be the big spoon

Supposed? Cuz I'm a man?
 You don't understand
E
We all started in our mother's womb
                 Dbm      E
Wich is like one big ass spoon
But men ain't gettin' no spoons out here
                           B        E
It's not like mothers have wombs to spare
We tried to spoon like this and that
                       Dbm        E
We tried to spoon both here and there
We tried to get back up in the womb
         B           E
What the hell, son ? Sorry!
*no instrumental*
I even tried the biggest spoon I could find

A
Well! Ir's the most basic need of all
F#m
Spooning's essential, core existential
A                                              Em
It's fundamental to get spooned in the rear ...or the consequences can be severe ...
A
there's a reason why the world...
F#m
is full of frustration, misery and war
A
From internet haters to Kim Jong-un
Em         B            E
We have never ever been spooned
Never been spooned

Dbm
You gotta stand up for spooning
E                         E
Shout out! "Babe, I wanna be the little spoon now"
Dbm                B ?
No more will your beauty sleep be ruined
E                          E
No discussion!  Imma gonna be the little spoon now This is a spoon revolution
Dbm
End the spoon starvation... ...for half of the population ...
E                          E
Spoon eachother... ...cuz that's the sollution ...
Dbm
Yin and yang, that's where it's at
B                                  E
If i spoon you, you gotta spoon me back... ...bitch!

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