That Fucking Cats Back

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Intro  D
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I was pissed and disorderly again last Friday night
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I got thrown out of the pub just after nine
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It's not the first time that it's happened
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but if I remember right
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I think they caught me pissing in the fire
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Waltzin' trippin' to the car park, took a short cut
down the lane,
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When a fuckin' cat jumped out a rubbish bin.
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So I picked the cunt up by the tail and looked him up
and down (and thought)
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Fancy throwing away a perfectly good cat like him
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But that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
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I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
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to kingdom come
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Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back
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That fucking cat's back
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That fucking cat's back
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I took all the back streets, going home that night
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Cause I didn't wanna end up, in the can
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And I'd just turned into my street after stopping at
the lights
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When some big prick went and trod all on me hand
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But I finally got to my place and tripped arse up on
the lawn
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And then I spewed me guts up on the cat
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I remember eating peanuts and a crusty pie with sauce
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But I'm fucked if I remember eating that
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And that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
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I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
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to kingdom come
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Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back
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That fucking cat's back
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That fucking cat's back
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I slipped in besides my missus, the wrong way up in bed
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With my feet up where my head was s'posed to be
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I thought her bedsocks were her nightcap and her
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kneecaps were her tits
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But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
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And I just crashed like that till morning, the wrong
way up in bed
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And christ I had the horrors when I woke.
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I thought my missus snatch, was that fuckin' cat again
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And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat
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But that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
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I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
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to kingdom come
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Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back
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That fucking cat's back
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That fucking cat's back
OUTRO (slowly)
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That Fucking,    Cat's,     Back!   ! !