Ho Ho Fucking Ho

A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
                    E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
A
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E             A
Ho ho fuckin ho

A
I'm Rudolph and I quit
                        D
Just who does he think he is
      E
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
                     A
Cracking his fuckin whip
A
And me stuck up the front
                          D
With these other useless c*nts
E
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
              A
Ho ho fuckin ho

A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
                   E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E           A
Ho ho fuckin ho

A
And what about us Elves
                    D
We've had enough as well
                  E
Working in that freezing factory
               A
Cold as fuckin hell
Working till we drop
                           D
With our bollocks freezing off
E
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
             A
Ho ho fuckin ho

A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
                   E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E            A
Ho ho fuckin ho

A
I'm Santa Claus's wife
                       D
I know what he's really like
                    E
Sneaking into those little kids rooms
              A
He's a fuckin pedophile
A devious old drunk
                       D
And I'm married to the c*nt
E
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
             A
Ho ho fuckin ho

A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
                   E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E            A
Ho ho fuckin ho

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