I Hate Love Songs

Intro

B  C#m  E
B
I hate Shakespeare and Gosling and
Cakes with white frosting
    C#m
Two names in a heart-shaped tattoo
        E                    C#m
I think cupid is stupid and violets
                 B
Are purple not blue
       B
I hate catching bouquets, the honeymoon phase
    C#m
And letterman jackets don't fit
     E                               C#m
Your eyes can't hold stars and you'd die
                   B
If your heart really skipped
  B
I hate love songs
        C#m
Yeah, I really do
  E               C#m
I hate love songs
         B
But I love you
       B
I hate pink hearts with glitter and
Valentine's dinner
    C#m
And roses just die in a week
        E
We were drunk when we met
       C#m                   B
So we don't know our anniversary
        B
And I'm far too vain to kiss in the rain
     C#m
The clouds, they aren't numbered to nine
         E                            C#m
And you make me feel something but it sure
                  B
As hell ain't butterflies
  B
I hate love songs
        C#m
Yeah, I really do
  E              C#m
I hate love songs
         B
But I love you
( B  C#m  E  C#m  B )
      D#m
And I'll always love you but
I don't have to sing it
C#m
"For worse or for better" don't rhyme
           D#m
They say I got the right one so now
I should write one
         C#m                  Em
But I'd rather just show you tonight
  B
I hate love songs
        C#m
Yeah, I really do
  E              C#m
I hate love songs
         B
But I love you
  B
I hate love songs
          C#m
The old and the new
  E              C#m
I hate love songs
            B
But I love you