Too Drunk To Drive Drunk

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Got off work. Stopped in to have a round.
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A couple games of pool just to wind on down.
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Ready to leave, I couldn't find my keys.
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Bartender says he's got 'em, "But they're staying here with me."

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'Cause you're too drunk to drive drunk this time.
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Too drunk to drive drunk this time.
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I know you might have did it a million times before,
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But you ain't driving outta here like this no more.

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I went and looked at my car. My car looked back at me.
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I said, "We can't go nowhere, the bartender's got my keys."
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You might of driven drunk outta here before,
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But I ain't gonna let you do it anymore.

              A
'Cause you're too drunk to drive drunk this time.
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You're too drunk to drive drunk this time.
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I know you might have did it a million times before,
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But you ain't driving outta here like this no more.

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Well, I went back in and had another round.
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I played some more pool still trying to wind down.
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I'm ready to leave. Couldn't find my keys.
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Bartender's still got 'em, "They're staying here with me."

A
You're too drunk to drive drunk this time.
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You're too drunk to drive drunk this time.
B
I know you might have did it a million times before.
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You ain't driving outta here like this no more.

              A
'Cause you're you're too drunk to drive drunk this time.
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Too drunk to drive drunk this time.
B
I know you might have did it a million times before.
              E
You ain't driving outta here like this no more.

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Yeah baby I know it.
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I might be at the wheel, but Jim Beam's driving the car.
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That's ok. I can't drive 55 no damn way.
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Oh! Did I hit you?
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Remember, everybody in the club drive safe on the way home.
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'Cause that car you hit might be mine.
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Yeah baby! Too damn drunk!
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I ain't drunk, I just been drinking.

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