Pms I Guess

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Took my stitches out Monday, took my cast off today
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Still ain’t got no windshield, cause the insurance won’t pay
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We can get by without all she broke in the house
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That Rambo with a skillet, my normally, sweet loving spouse.

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PMS, I guess, what else could it be?
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Cause most of the time she’s so sweet to me
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So cute and so sexy and a bit of a flirt
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Then all of a sudden, a cold wind in a skirt.

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My dog, Fred, | knows when to hide in the woods
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And I’d hide in there with him if only I could
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But me and the kids just try to survive
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And hope when the smoke clears, we’re all still alive.

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PMS, I guess, is what made her that way
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Cause most of the time she’s the light of my day
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A great mother, a great lover, so kind and so sweet
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Then right out of nowhere a tornado with feet.

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It’s a medical mystery why she loses control
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But most women go through it, or so I’ve been told
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But when the change of life comes, and if I outlive this curse
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There’s a good possibility it’ll only get worse.

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