Stealing Food
Jay Foreman
Em
(início)
D7 G Stealing food, stealing food C G Stealing food, food, food C D G G7 Eating what belongs to others puts me in a good mood C D Though my friends say that I shouldn’t, G E7 There is nothing that I wouldn’t steal. Am C D D/F# G Food, food, food, food, food!!
Verse
Em Am I’m a veritable gastronomic kleptomaniac B Em While my friends are having dinner is when I like to attack Am D G E7 I say “look, what’s that behind you?” and they turn around to see Am D D7 Then I finish what they’re eating, and I say “it wasn’t me.”
Chorus
D7 G Stealing food, stealing food C G Stealing food, food, food C D G G7 Cheefing chips and pinching pringles puts me in a good mood C D Food is so much more delicious G E7 If my friends are all suspicious! Am C D D/F# G Stealing food, food, food, food, food!!
Verse
Em Am Now, the most efficient way to satisfy your appetite B Em Is to eat from your friends’ cupboards in the middle of the night Am D G E7 But no matter if you’re tempted; you should never take the lot Am D D7 Leave the packaging behind; remind them what they haven’t got.
Chorus
D7 G Stealing food, stealing food C G Stealing food, food, food C D G G7 When I risk it for a biscuit, then I’m in a good mood C D It’s the best of all decisions G E7 Going klepto on provisions Am C D D/F# G Stealing food, food, food, food, food!!
Verse
Em Am At the local supermarket, they’ve got food on every shelf B Em Simply hide it in your jumper, you can take it for yourself Am D G E7 If the camera doesn’t see you and you’re relatively quick Am D D7 You can fill yourself for days with all the things that you can nick!
Chorus
D7 G Stealing food, stealing food C G Stealing food, food, food C D G G7 Run-awaying without paying puts me in a good mood C D With my method tried and tested G E7 I will never be arrested Am C D D/F# G Stealing food, food, food, food, food!!
Verse
Em Am On the A1(M) in Hatfield there’s a warehouse, yes that’s right! B Em Massive lorry-loads of food go in and out all day and night Am D G E7 If you’re clever with your timing and there’s ten of you at least Am D D7 You’ll be driving home a lorry with a veritable feast!
Chorus
D7 G Stealing food, stealing food C G Stealing food, food, food C D G G7 Jacking lorryloads from Sainsburys puts me in a good mood C D Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, G E7 Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing Am C D D/F# G Food, food, food, food, food!!
Outro
G Pinch the peanuts C Nick the nik-naks D Take the tea-bags G Burgle the beef burgers G Grab the grape juice C Rob the rice cakes D Heist the hobnobs G Volez les vols-au-vons G Lift the lurpack C Snatch the snack-a-jacks D Jack the Jaffa cakes G Pick up the penguins G Yoink the yum-yums C Swipe the sweeties D D7 G C D G Steeeeeealing fooooood!!!!
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