Petty Sessions

(início)

C
I stick me big nose in
When I go out
Sealed-off car park
G
What’s it all about?
I like an altercation with a member of staff
                      C
“That was a ten pound note!”
C
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
                  G
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
C   C7            F
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
G                           C
And say that’s not how I would spell “Hawaiian”
C
Facebook Mum
YouTube Dad
Sea Bass, Man Bag
G
Fifty quid to Chad
Would the congregation like to rise and sing
            C
Hymn number 252
C
Here come the Barmy Army
                   G
They’re absolutely crazy
C     C7            F
Bart, Elvis and the baby
G                          C
Kill, kill, kill, stab murder and despatch.