I Dont Know Who You Are

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You say hello
    Em
And I say hello back
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You say it's nice to
Em
See me again, crap
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This conversation just keeps going
        Em
Want to get through this without you knowing
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You can see it in my eyes
   Em
My calculating bullshit lies
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You look at me so appalled
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'cause I don't recognize you at all
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Now am I an asshole
       Em
Or are you just boring?
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'Cause one of these two things must be true
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Am I self absorbed, preoccupied, and shockingly cunty
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Or is there just nothing memorable about you?
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Well even if I'm arrogant and totally suck
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I'm still betting on the latter 'cause you're bland as fuck.
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I don't know who you are
  Em
I don't have a freaking clue
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So get a catchphrase, get an accent
           Em
Fuck your face up with a tattoo
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Okay, so fine, so now you know
     Em
That I don't know, so there you go
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That you don't even look a little familiar to me
            D      Em
And I blame you
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I blame you
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I'm willing to bet
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This happens to you a lot
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This can't be the first
Em
Blank stare that you've got
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You're a sand-filled desert without a mirage
         Em
You're a Honda Accord in a parking garage
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You're camouflage on camouflage
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You're a dumb white guy on entourage
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You've chosen no form of expression
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Yet expect to make an impression
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Now am I a shithead
       Em
Or are you just blugh?
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Hey I think that question is pretty fair
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You're looking at me like I just drop-kicked a baby
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But I won't remember you anyway so I don't care
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Your overwhelming averageness is such a drag
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So fix the situation or wear a name tag
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I don't know who you are
Em
Not even a little bit
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Carry nun-chucks, adopt a black kid
   Em
To make people give a shit
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Okay, so fine, so now you know
     Em
That I don't know, so there you go
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That you don't even look a little familiar to me
            D      Em
And I blame you
        D      Em
I blame you
        D      Em
I blame you
        D      Em
I blame you
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And I blame you