Happy Birthday To My Loose Aquaintance

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Facebook told me it's your birthday
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I wouldn't have known any other way
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'Cause we coexist in a mutually unstated
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Unattached cohesion that Facebook created
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So I got ten seconds and they're just for you
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To write on your wall like good people do
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To keep our weak social tie with minimal maintenance
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Happy Birthday to my loose acquaintance
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Look through my photo album, you're not in it
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If I saw you on the street, it would take me a minute
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But I'm such a thoughtful person and I totally care
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That's why there are three exclamation points there
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Colon, parentheses to be more compelling
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All caps so it's just like I'm just yelling
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From top of my heart just to keep status quo
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Happy birthday dear person who I sort of know
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We both know you're not my real friend
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You're a biproduct of a social networking trend
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But you feel just as indifferently about me
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So there's no guilt in our apathetic reciprocity
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So if we don't talk much or at all this year
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Remember I sent you this afterthought cheer
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To keep our minor affinity with minimal maintenance
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Happy Birthday to my loose acquaintance