Honey Dont You Want A Man Like Me
Frank Zappa
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Tabbed by: Jacque Tuning: Standard This is the "Does Humour Belong In Music" DVD Version, it is also found on YCDTOSA Vol. 3 Ray White's Guitar Bass Intro Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me
Verse He was the Playboy Type (he smoked a pipe) His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-B TE!" He had an Irish Setter
It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night The moon was dim, the band was tight
They did the Bump together
What a splendid sight, her teeth were white The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite) He was glad that he met her
She was an office girl (her name was Betty) Her fav'rite group was twisted sister (They discussed the weather) Chorus (Bass) Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me
Verse She was a lonely sort, just a little too short Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport Was hockey (in the winter) He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest Any sport with a puck had to be 'bout the best As he jabbed his elbow in her (get it honey?) Later on they went off to where the music was soft. The candles were drippy, they saw a real hippy Who delivered their dinner
The rice was brown, and soon they found That the crowd around that had jammed the room, Well it seemed to be getting thinner Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me Honey honey Baby don't you want a man like me
He took her home to a motor court
She wouldn't kiss him, he tried to ignore it,
But it made him angry!
He called her a slut, a pig and a whore
A bitch and a republican and she slammed the door
In a petulant frenzy!
C5 D5
On the sofa she weeps
Boo hoo hoo hoo
C5 D5
She weeps and she weeps
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
C5 D5
She weeps and she peeps
Through the curtainC5 D5 He just got in his car But the battery's dead C5 D5 So he asks to use the phone And she gives him some head And that's the end of the story
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E|----------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|--7--5----------------7--5----------------7--5------------------| A|--------7---5--3------------7---5--3------------7---5--3--------| E|-----------------5-------------------5-------------------5--3~--|
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E|-------------------| B|-------------------| G|-------------------| D|-------------------| A|-----3-------------| E|-3h5---5-3-5-0---5-|
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G|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|-----3-----------| Repeat Until Verse E|-3h5---5-3-5-0---|
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E|-2-2-3-3-2-2-0-0-2-2-3-3-2-2-0-0-2-2-3-3-2-2-0-0-2---| B|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---| G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---| D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---| This is just a D chord with the high e A|-----------------------------------------------------| changing every two strums, it is easier E|-----------------------------------------------------| than it looks
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G|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|-----3-----------| Repeat Until Bridge E|-3h5---5-3-5-0---|
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E|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-------------------------| D|-------------------------| A|-0--0--5~--0--0-5~--0----| E|-------------------------|
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G|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|-----3-----------| Repeat Until End E|-3h5---5-3-5-0---|
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