So Much Better

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Pick up the god dang phone
       Cm
Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?

    Cm
You went there looking for me? Uh, that excuse is too lame
     Dº
Keep playing me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
    Cm
You fake lying slut, you never told me you knew drake
    Fm
Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs?
                     D#º
You try to flip this on me?
                Dº
If I spent more time with you, you say
Cm
Ok yeah, I’m coo-coo, hey? Well, screw you
    Cm
And I’d be the third person who screwed you today
Fm
Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Uh, touche
Cm
  You were too two-faced for me
                          Dº
Thought you was my number one true Blue Ace, but you ain't
                       Cm
And I can see you, and you make that little boo-boo face
                          Fm
Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo you make my fucking blutooth ache
    D#º
You feeling blue too late
    Dº
Go smurf yourself
                   Cm
You make me wanna smurfing puke blue kool aid
                               Cm
Here's what you say to someone you hate

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My life'd be so much better
Fm
  If you just dropped dead (dead)

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          Dº
And this thought just popped in my head
             Cm
And I thought... wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm
  If you dropped dead (dead)
             D#º
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
Cm
Better (better)
             Cm
Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink
            Fm
Hop on the freeway, trying to get some time alone and just think
              Cm
Then the cops pulled me over, but they let me go
                           Dº
Cause I told them I’m only driving drunk, cause that bitch drove me to drink
               Cm
I'm back on my fuck hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes
          Fm
But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come on
           D#º
Excuse the pun
                               Dº
But bitch you're such a broad statement
                   Cm
And I'm channeling my anger through every single station it's on
        Cm
Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art
          Fm
Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage
Cm
Who do you think you are?
                                        Dº
Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off, and pick myself up off the carpet
Cm
  But I'll never say the L-word again
  Fm
I la-la-la-la
        D#º
Lesbian!
   Dº
Ah!

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                         Cm
My life would be so much better if you just

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My life'd be so much better
Fm
  If you just dropped dead (dead)

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          Dº
And this thought just popped in my head
             Cm
And I thought... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm
  If you dropped dead (dead)
             D#º
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
Cm
Better (better)
Cm
Cause you told me
Fm
  You'd love me
Cm
  Forever
       Dº         Cm
Bitch, that was a lie
           Fm
Now I never
                  D#º
Wanted someone to die
   Dº        Cm
So bad in my fucking life
                                       Cm
But fuck it, there’s other fish in the sea
And I'mma have a whale of a time
        Fm
Being a single sailor for the night
                          Cm
Bitch, on a scale of 1 to 10, shit
I must be the holy grail of catches
              Dº
Hoe, I got an oscar attached to my fucking name (great)
        Cm
I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor, made for me
    Fm
Say fuck it, kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her
              D#º
These bitches tryna get attached, but they're failing
Dº
To latch onto the tail
   Cm
Of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
                Cm
Like I'm itching to get hitched... yeah, I'm rich as a bitch
            Fm
But bitches ain't shit, and I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch
              Cm
Bitch, you complain when you listen to this
                             Dº
But you still throw yourself at me, that's what I call pitching a bitch
                Cm
That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
                        Fm
Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike
            D#º
So all that love, shit, is null and void
Dº
Bitch I'm a droid

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Cm
    Oi, oi, oi
         Fm
Man, oh, man
                                         Cm
You boy, boy, boys getting sick at these girls, girls, girls
                              Dº
Oink, oink, oink, you fucking pigs, all you good boys doink, doink, doink
      Cm
I got ninety nine problems and the bitch ain't one
          Fm
She's all ninety nine of them, I need a machine gun
           D#º
I take 'em all out

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              Cm
And go into a cardiac arrest, have a heart attack
              Cm
And just drop dead
                                                  Cm
And I'mma throw a fucking party after this, cause yes!

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My life'd be so much better
Fm
  If you just dropped dead (I hate you!)

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          Dº
And this thought just popped in my head (you made me this way!)
             Cm
And I thought... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm
  If you dropped dead (dead)
             D#º
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
Cm
Better (better)
I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you