Get Drunk With Dignity

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When you've had too much to drink
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there's certain things to keep in mind.
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Like when you find your hands and underarms are bleeding
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your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
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and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose or Vince
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And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment
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Get drunk with dignity
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Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
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its not necessary to lick him back
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Stay away from drinks with names like brain seizure or hippo laxative
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Get drunk with dignity
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If a bar has human ears nailed to the walls don't pass out there
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and if your homemade jelly has some goldfish in it ------- you used the wrong bowl
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And there are phrases you must learn to avoid phrases like
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"that badge looks stupid" and "I can prove these shoes are fireproof"
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Get drunk with dignity try not to drool on bikers
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Don't moon a nun unless you got a real good reason
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Don't get romantically involved with farm machinery
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Get drunk with dignity.