Findin'a Good Man

verso 1:
D D A A
       We got a bucket of Corona,
D D A A
       Enough stories to last all night,
D D A A
       About the trials and tribulations,
D D A A
       Of findin' Mr. Right:
  Dm C F           F F F F
Of findin' a good man.
Chorus:
              Dm                            F
Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
       G                            C
To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.
              Dm
Here's to the superficial players
    F
The I love ya too-soon-sayers
       G                         C
If you hear me girls, raise your hand:
      Dm C F
Let's have a toast:
                     F  F
Here's to findin' a good man.
verso 2:
D D A A
       Blind dates an' horror stories
D D A A
       Pushy gals and fast movers.
D D A A
       Let's dedicate this girl's night out,
D D A A
       To big-talkers bad losers,
    Dm  C  F                 F F FF
It's so hard findin' a good man.
Chorus:
              Dm                            F
Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
       G                            C
To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.
              Dm
Here's to the superficial players
    F
The I love ya too-soon-sayers
       G                         C
If you hear me girls, raise your hand:
      Dm C F
Let's have a toast:
                    C   C
Here's to findin' a good man.
Dm F G C
bridge:
         Dm
Julie, I know you want perfection
     F
Angie, you want a listener.
     G
Lisa, your list is gettin' long,
    C
And girls, you know me:I just want a good kisser.
Chorus:
(no chord)
Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand.
              Dm
Here's to the superficial players
     F
The I love ya too-soon-sayers
       G                        C
If you hear me girls, raise your hand:
      Dm C F
Let's have a toast
      Dm C F
Let's have a toast:
                    C   C
Here's to findin' a good man.
Dm       F                     G           C
             Here's to finding a good man.
Dm                 F          G (End on:) C
Here's to findin' a good man.