The Daily Mail Song

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Royals on the first page, swine flu and road rage
Find Maddie, foreign baddie, put him in a big cage
D
Bureaucratic red tape, Facebook gang rape
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Gordon out, Dave in, before the country caves in
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Ian Huntley gets his own Jacuzzi and a gym in jail
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It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail

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Bring back capital punishment for pedophiles
Photo feature on schoolgirl skirt styles
D
Binge Britain, single mums, pensioners, hoodie scum
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Oversexed and underaged, foreign stories half a page
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Criminals get Marks & Spencer vouchers when released on bail
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It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail

A
Ban this gay smut, I'm not racist but
Car crime, knife crime, hang-the-cheating-wife time
D
Pop stars take drugs, teen boys wear hoods
A
Sports stars have sex, bears shit in woods
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Brussels politicians want to stop us drinking English ale
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It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail

A
Climategate, petrol prices, potholes, credit crisis
Gypsies, Russell Brand, time we all took a stand
D
Modern art, where to start? Trash the lot of it
A
Apart from statuette of puppy, 50 quid plus P&P
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Muslim women hiding stolen goods behind their veil
     E                         D                    A
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail

A
Poles paid to give blood, immigration like a flood
Soft touch British Isles, cancer from your mobiles
D
Cancer from your laptop, cancer from your root crop
E                          A
Cancer from your shoes, from your dog, from your pen top
E                         D             F#m
Immigrants arriving on an unprecedented scale
     E                         D                    A
It's absolutely true because I read it in the Daily Mail
     E                         D                    A
They never mince their words in the good ol' Daily Mail
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It's absolutely true Because I gather all my views From the Daily Mail

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