I Hate Everything But You

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The smell of water, kids screaming with joy
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I've hated crap like that since I was a boy
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While everyone was laughing and having so much fun
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I would mutter "This sucks" till the day was done
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I detested most stuff and I still do
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You see, I hate everything but you
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I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin
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I don't like bands with a guy on mandolin
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I hate when people post their pictures with the hashtag "mood"
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I hate when people call blueberries a superfood
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I hate when someone says, "Oooh, it's magic hour!"
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Or when people actually stop and smell a flower
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I hate white women who call their engagement rings "bling"
Oh yes, I hate everything
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But you
More examples!
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I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf
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Hate Frisbee golf, and when people call Frisbee golf "frolf"
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I hate when people ask me if I'd ever get a tattoo
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Hate combination conditioner and shampoo
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I hate doing The Wave at a baseball game
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I hate couples with a cutesy couple name
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I hate when someone says a joke and someone else says, "Zing!"
Oh yes, I hate everything
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But you
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'Cause when I look into your eyes and I see you smile
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When you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while
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Just for a moment I forget
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How much I hate it when people say, "Gotta jet!"
Even more examples!
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I hate it when people say they're going "off the grid"
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Or when someone calls their baseball cap their "lid"
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I hate models who just happen to date quarterbacks
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I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack
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I hate the phrase "Love conquers all," and I hate that it's true
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'Cause I want to not hate things when I'm with you
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You love so many things and you have so much fun
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It makes me wish my hating days were done
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And there's one thing I want you to know
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I'll always hate guys who name their cars