The Prettiest Waitress In Memphis

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Intro as played live (but similar to recorded version)

Most chords palm muted
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Well, there is only one reason I stop in this place
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Let me stress that it ain’t the cuisine
The eggs are all runny, the hash browns smell funny and
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The coffee tastes like gasoline
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But there goes the one thing that I’ve been looking forward to
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For the last six-hundred miles
In a slow motion pan with 8 beers in each hand
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What’s here of heaven in her smile
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She is the prettiest waitress in Memphis
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And I think she’s flirting with me
Readin’ them specials- extra special
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She slipped a finger into my sweet tea
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O’ but a small stack of singles from a hard double-shift
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Will do terrible things to a smile
And the prettiest waitress in Memphis knows
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She’s only that way for a while
Somehow she remembered my name though its been
Several months since I passed through this way
She said she’s lived here all her twenty three years
I said I’d be here for a day
Ordered the pecan pie and with a wink of an eye
Got a slice as big as my head
And her name and her number on a Sweet-n-Low package
Is the best poem that I’ve ever read
She’s the prettiest waitress in Memphis,
And I know she's flirtin' with me.
Been reading them specials, extra special.
Slipped a finger into my sweet tea.
O' but a small stack of singles from a hard double-shift
Will do terrible things to her smile.
And the prettiest waitress in Memphis knows,
She's only that way for a while.