What Makes You A Man

Cm                     Bm
Men these days have it so damn hard
     Bbm                    Bm
They can't be authentically who they are
  Cm             Dbm
Because their manhood is being
Dm                  Ebm      Em
threatened and it's gone too far
N.C.
Let me tell you a story

         G                          Em
It was a beautiful sunny day so I decided to buy a cupcake
     G
When suddenly my day went from great to bad
         Em
When the man in front of me got really mad
         C
See they only had pink cupcakes and
    D
the man in front of me said 'Hey. I can't have a pink one, I'm a boy'

    G
His manhood was being threatened
    G7
how disrespectful and
      C
it is totally logical and rational to
      D
let a color decide if you're a man
            G
Not how you treat a woman or how mature you are
            G7
Not by your character, how you've lived
                     C
your life so far, oh no
                             D
The color on your cupcake is definitely
                 G
what makes you a man

           G
I heard an interview recently
                       Em
where the host said he hates rainbow emojis
      G
Cause that emoji is only for girls and gays
    Em
And he is a man and he's totally straight
        C
cause a dumb little cartoon that you use in texts
   D
Is definitely what determines your sex, right?

    G
His manhood was being threatened
    G7
how disrespectful and
      C
it is totally logical and rational
           D
to let an emoji decide if you're a man
            G
Not how you treat a woman or how mature you are
            G7
Not by your character, how you've lived
                     C
your life so far, oh no
                      D
What emoji you use is definitely
                 G
what makes you a man

Cm         G      Cm              G
These poor men, I feel so bad for them
        E7
Can you even imagine being so fragile and immature
       D7
That a rainbow emoji or a color would make you feel insecure
N.C.
*sigh* sounds horrible

  G
I dated this guy a long time ago
         Em
He was a bit of a male chauvinist though
  G
I let it slide cause well, "boys will be boys"
    Em
who cares if my opinions always made him annoyed
    C
but one night I made dinner and he raised hell
          D
because I sat at the head of the table
N.C.
(true story)

    G
His manhood was being threatened
    G7
how disrespectful and
      C
it is totally logical and rational
         D
to let a seat decide if you're a man
            G
Not how you treat a woman or how mature you are
            G7
Not by your character, how you've lived
                     C
your life so far, oh no
          C                           C
It's what seat you sit in, it's what emoji you use,
     C
what color your cupcake is
     D                              G
It's definitely what makes you-ou a man
N.C.
*sigh* men have it so hard

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