If Shania Was Mine

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If Shania was mine wouldn't be proud of me
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Couldn't hardly blame her cause I'm so derned ugly
But on our first date we could have a good time
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If I got her on the Moonshine
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If Shania was mine say it fit just right
                    E                         A
Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight
And there's no way I'd have bad hair day
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Cause I'd buy a new tupi
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Though I'd love to seduce her
                D
But she married her producer
                E
And all I do is pray
Pray, Pray, she'll get a divorce someday
Chorus:
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If Shania was mine I think I'd lose my mind
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                     A
If she only teased me, squeezed me, pleased me one good time
                              D                                         E
And if she only knew, all the things I'd Do
                                         G
I'd be the lawn mowin Crop growin, tatter pealing
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House cleaning kind
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If Shania was mine
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Well if Shania was mine she'd have to better agree
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Can't no one cook road kill better than me
And a dozen mountain oysters and some ole fat back
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She'd say, mmm, I like it like that
 D
And all I do is wonder who's better boots are bent under
                                    E
And know all I do is wine
Now Wine, wine that girl so dog gone fine
(Repeat Chorus)
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If Shania, If Shania, If Shania, If Shania
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If Shania was mine