Tainted Meat

A happy christmas carol to sing at church
Standard tuning: E A D G B e
Chords used: G:  355433
             F#: 244322
             C:  x32010
             Em: 022000
             F:  133211
             A:  577655
      G                  F#
Santa loves the taste of fetid flesh
C                 Em       F
Rotting meats his favorite dish
     G                    F#
Like how the natives were killed by whites
     C                 Em      F
Some tainted meat on a winters night
  G                   A
I travel down through history
    Em            C
The crucifix is a christmas tree
G              A
Jesus whispers in my ear
Em               C
Says the words I long to hear
         Em            C
   Santa loves tainted meat
          Em            C
   And he kills what he eats
G                  F#
And in time christ came to say
    C              Em  F
God never liked me anyway
G                 F#
So I shacked with mrs claus
C              Em       F
Then I bled to great applause
G            A
Crucified me easter day
    Em
The bunnies came
    C
The children played
    G
And mrs claus
    A
She married nick
   Em
He killed for food
    C
She sucked his dick
            Em          C
   And they ate tainted meat
            Em               C
   And he'd kill what they'd eat
G                   F#
I came back just to die today
  C                Em      F
I saw those two up on that sleigh
G               F#
God I hate that santa claus
    C                Em        F
And all the problems that he's caused
   G               A
He took from me my holiday
     Em
With guilt and greed
     C
What can I say?
    G
But I've been nailed here
  A
A martyred tree
  Em
A gift for santa
     C
Some tainted meat