Stretchy Pants

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Time to celebrate the season, haven't eaten all day
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My tummy is growling 'cause I've been saving up space
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I've got my place at the table, can't fit no more on my plate
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I've got my fork in my hand ready to stuff my face
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So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes
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'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
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You got them skinny jeans on, girl, I feel sorry for you
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'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round two

            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
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I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
G                       C      F           C
Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me
            G           C         F       C
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)

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Ask me where I got 'em, Amazon at my door
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And if I wear this pair out, I'm gonna buy me some more
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I got leftovers waiting in the fridge for repeating
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Give me a nap and an hour, you know they gonna get eaten
     G           C                  F        C
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes
          G              C               F            C
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
               G           C                  F        C
Can't get my skinny jeans on, but don't feel sorry for me
               G         C                     F               C
'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round three

            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
G                       C      F           C
Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me
            G           C         F       C
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)

G
Fruitcake, I'll try it
C
Ambrosia, I'll try it
F                                             C
Aunt Bertha's 'nana pudding with a cherry on top
G
Cookies, I'll have some
C
Oh Gingerbread, leave no crumbs
F                                                   C
Guzzle down some egg nog, even though I'm 'bout to pop

            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)

            G           C               F        C
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes
                G         C               F          C
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
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And when you think that I'm done, and I'm laid out on the floor
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No no no don't let me fool ya, I got some room for some more
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With my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
            G           C          F  C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
            G           C          F  C
Oh oh oh... my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
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Mmm I got my stretchy pants on ya'll (stretchy, stretchy)
N.C.
Santa ain't got nothing on me

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