The Dragons Retort

C F C G C

Verse 1

    C
Now I am a dragon please listen to me
         F
For I am misunderstood to a dreadful degree
     C
This ecology needs me and I know my place
        G                        C
But I'm fighting extinction with all my race

Verse 2

        C
Well, I came to this village to better my health
         F
Which is shockingly poor despite all my wealth
      C
But I got no assistence and no sympathy
     G                       C
Just impertinent questioning shouted at me

Chorus

    C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not
       F
But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
       C
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
    G                         C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not

Verse 3

        C
Now I'm really quite kind through most of the year
     F
Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear
      C
But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree
    G                           C
And barbequed wench tastes like candy to me

Verse 4

      C
As it happens our interests are almost the same
        F
You see I'm really quite skillful at managing game
     C
If I ate all your men, would your excess decline?
   G                               C
Of course not, the rest would just make better time

Chorus

    C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not
       F
But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
       C
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
    G                         C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not

Verse 5

        C
Now the number of babies a woman can bear
      F
Has a limit and that's why my prunings done there
       C
And an ophans a sad sight so when I munch
    G                    C
I'm careful to take only virgins to lunch

Chorus

    C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not
       F
But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
       C
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
    G                         C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not

Chorus

    C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not
       F
But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught
       C
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
    G                         C
Yes virgins taste better than those who are not

Outro

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