Do Virgins Taste Better
Brobdingnagian Bards
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G A dragon has come to our village today C We have asked him to leave, but he won't go away G Now he's met with our king, and they've made out a deal D C G No homes will he burn, and no crops will he steal G Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch C Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch G We have no other choice, so the deal we'll respect D C G We can't help but wonder and pause to reflect
Chorus
G Do virgins taste better than those who are not? C Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what? G Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot? D C G Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Verse 2
G Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried C But no one can get through your thick scaly hide G We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by D C G 'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly G Now you have such good taste in your women for sure C They always are pretty, always are pure G But you're notion of dining it makes us all flinch D C G You're favorite entree is barbecued wench (mine too!)
Chorus
G Do virgins taste better than those who are not? C Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what? G Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot? D C G Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Verse 3
G Now I found a solution, it works out so neat C If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat G No more will our number ever grow small D C G We'll simply make sure theres no virgins at all
Chorus
G Do virgins taste better than those who are not? C Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what? G Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot? D C G Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Verse 4
G Now, I am a dragon, please listen to me C For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree G This ecology needs me and I know my place D C G But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race G Well, I came to this village to better my health C Which is shockingly poor, despite all my wealth G But I get no assistance and no sympathy D C G Just impertinent questioning shouted at me
Chorus 2
G Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not C But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught G For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot D C G Yet virgins taste better than those who are not
Verse 5
G Well, I'm really quite good almost all through the year C Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear G But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree D C G And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me! G As it happens our interests are almost the same C For I'm really quite skillful at managing game G If I ate just your men, would your excess decline? D C G Of course not, the rest would just make better time
Chorus 2
G Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not C But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught G For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot D C G Yet virgins taste better than those who are not
Verse 6
G But the number of babies a woman can bear C Has a limit, and that's why my pruning's done there G Yet an orphan's a sad sight and so when I munch D C G I'm careful to take only virgins for lunch
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