Stripper Pole Accident

Then, you just hold the A5 chord after the fourth time.
1. She told me she was running late as she headed out the door.~
2. I heard the sound of lightning as the rain began to pour.~

3. When she got to work her hands were wet,
   But she didn't have time to dry.~

4. Her clear heels slipped on fifty cents,
   When she heard somebody cry!

1.Stripper pole accident!
2.She woke up inside an am-bu-lance.~

3.Crack her skull and broke her nose!
4.Now she'll never feel her toes!

Stripper pole ac-ciden-t!

1. I was watching cheaters,
2. when I first heard the news.~
3. As soon as it was over,

4. I tried to find my shows.~

1.When the doctor told me that,
2. She'd never walk again.~

3. I looked into her 2 black eyes and said
4."Who's gonna pay the rent?!"

1. Stripper pole ac-cident!
2.Her  second vertebrate is broke and bent.

3. If she can't squat on someones knob,
4. Then I'll have to get a job!

Stripper pole ac-ciden-t!

1.She sued and got her job back,
2. But she can't shake her dead ass.