My Girlfriends An Alcoholic

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C#m                A
     My girlfriend    is so beautiful
E               B
   She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts
C#m                  A
     There's no end     to her kindness
E                        B
   Shes the only one can make me laugh until it hurts
C#m                   A
     Her eye's shine,    her teeth sparkle
E              B
   She watches all my favorite shows
A                                         B
    But there's only one thing you should know
Chorus:
E         B     C#m        A           E      B
    Hey!     My girlfriend   is an alcoholic
    C#m         A
But nobody's perfect
E         B     C#m        A            E     B
    Hey!     My girlfriend   gets all demonic
    C#m          A
But I think she's worth it, when she
E               B
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
C#m             A
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
  E               B        C#m          A
I know that it's over, the minute she's sober
E         B     C#m        C
    Hey!     My girlfriend   is an alcoholic
Verse 2:
C#m                 A
     My girlfriend     loves yoga
E                     B
    She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots
C#m              A
    Does Pilates    then kamikazes
E                    B
    So sweet but you never wanna piss her off
A                                           B
    Cause there's only one thing you should know
Chorus:
E         B     C#m        A           E      B
    Hey!     My girlfriend   is an alcoholic
    C#m         A
But nobody's perfect
E         B     C#m        A            E     B
    Hey!     My girlfriend   gets all demonic
    C#m          A
But I think she's worth it, when she
E               B
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
C#m             A
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
  E               B        C#m          A
I know that it's over, the minute she's sober
E         B     C#m        C
    Hey!     My girlfriend   is an alcoholic
Interlude:
A        G#m  F#m  E
Bridge:
    C#m            C
And every night, I end up driving
   B                 A#              A
So she don't go out, D.U.I.in' again
    G#m                 F#m
Get locked in the pen.       Again.
Solo:
E       B       C#m       A       x4
Chorus:
E         B     C#m        A           E      B
    Hey!     My girlfriend   is an alcoholic
    C#m         A
But nobody's perfect
E         B     C#m        A            E     B
    Hey!     My girlfriend   gets all demonic
    C#m          A
But I think she's worth it, when she
E               B
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
C#m             A
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
  E               B        C#m          A
I know that it's over, the minute she's sober
E         B     C#m        C
    Hey!     My girlfriend   is an alcoholic