The Perfect Woman

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G             D
 She was the perfect woman
Em                C
 In every single way
G              D
 She made the sun shine brighter
C                      G
 And all my cares go away
G             D
 She was the perfect woman
Em                   C
 She was a gourmet chef
G               D
 They say that love is blind
C                 G        G
 Well, it's also deaf
                              D
Because Helen Keller was the perfect woman
Em                C
 And no one understands
G          D
 Just how talented
C                  G
 She was with her hands
G                 D
God made her the perfect woman
Em                    C
 I was the finishing touch
G             D
 She was the perfect woman
C                    G
 She didn't talk so much
G              D
She wanted to name the kids
Em             C
 So I finally let her
G               D
 It turned out horrible
C                          G
 Chewbacca could have done better
G                  D
But I guess it was alright
Em                   C
We had a boy and a girl
G             D
Just me and Helen
C                        G
(Make a gibberish noise) and Earl
G                          D
Because Helen Keller was my miracle worker
Em                C
 I was a one man show
G             D
 I could walk around the house naked
C                    G
 She wouldn't even know
G                    D
Helen Keller was my perfect woman
Em               C
 I was her only need
G                     D
 She didn't mind the zits on my ass
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It gave her more to read
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it gave her more to read  |Listen the original
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G                    D
Helen Keller was my perfect woman
Em                     C
But I don't think she cared
G              D
I played this song for her
C                        G
She just sat there and stared
G                 D
She was still my perfect woman
Em               C
I was sort of a mess
G               D
I asked her to marry me
 C                G
She said "(Different Noise)!"