Send This To Your Crush Without Any Context

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  I remember when I first met you
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  Your hair was so sweet and soft
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  I just wanted to cut it off and take it home with me
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  We had a playdate at the playground with our friend Tim
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  But he got in the nice mans van when  candy was offered to him
F#m                                  D
  And he left with the two of us together
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  Sexual tensions were so high
Wait, nevermind this was us as children
F#m
  And now that I think of it
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singing about childhood love as an adult is kind of pedophilic
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so I'm just going to have to jump ahead a couple years
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  Ohh
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  Do you remember when we first kissed?
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  I was so nervous
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that I nearly missed.. that was a Nickleback refrence
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  And do you remember the time
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Your mom got her hair stuck in the garbage disposal
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While washing dishes so we had no other choice
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But to scalp her with fisher price scissors
F#m
  And the time you left the stove on
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and the cat lit itself on fire
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and its smoldering corpse burned down the rest of the house
F#m                          D
  And to cheer you up I went to the store
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And I bought you some socks
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Then you told me you were cheating on me
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  So I tried to do the science
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to find out why you would do this to me
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And all I got was evidence
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that the US moon landing was fake
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I suppose there's things more important
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like why are so many schools being shot up in America
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like seriously and I'm worried about a girl
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so I should probably just stop