Dont Put Your Finger Up Your Nose

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Don't put your finger up your nose
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'Cause your nose knows it's not the place it goes
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You can sniffle, you can sneeze,
But I'm asking you please,
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Don't put your finger up your nose
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Don't stick your finger in your ear
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'Cause then your ear will find it hard to hear.
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You can pull it, you can tug it,
But please don't plug it
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Don't stick your finger in your ear
Chorus
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Don't stick your finger down your throat
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Cause that will just make you start to choke
      E
Then up will come your dinner
And you'll start to look much thinner
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Don't stick your finger down your throat
Chorus
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At least not in front of me