The Houseplants Song

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Once I read a book and this is what it said
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"If your music has a beat the you're gunna wind up dead"
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It doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not
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If it's syncapted rhythm then your soul is gunna rot
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And this book was called "HA You're gunna burn"
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And in the second chapter I went on to learn
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Take two houseplants and put em to the test
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Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest
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The first on you play mozart or something lovely like that
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The second one you play that Petra and that MegaDeth
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Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is
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So I took my two houseplants and i put them to the test
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Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest
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I powered up my Pioneers and let the music roar
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but twenty minutes later someones knocking at my door
*Knock on the body of your guitar*
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  I opened up my door and there my neighbor stood
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He said "man I'd like to get some sleep if you think could"
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I said "man cant you see here
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I have the moral dilema that i have gotta get clear"
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And he said "what kind of moral dilema could you have this time of night
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That could make me so angry that I just wanna fight
*load crash* "sorry"
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So i pointed to the page in that open book
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That had a picture of a potted plant and I said go have a look
And he read
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Take two houseplants and put em to the test
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Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest
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The first on you play mozart or something lovely like that
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The second one you play that Petra and that MegaDeth
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is
Solo
I can't remember I'll add it soon, check back
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  First of all he said that Vogner that you're playin
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I've never heard of Petra and isn't MegaDeth all dead
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secondly emphatically he asked me what's the sense
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of hanging out with house plants when hey I live right across the fence
And i thought to myself you know that's a good point
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So i took my two houseplants and i put em both back outside
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And me and my neighbor well we went out for a drive
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We talked about all the things that really matt er most
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Like life and love and happiness and then the holy Ghost
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Now my two houseplants both sit out in the sun
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and As for my neighbor well our friendship has become
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a meaningful relationship that's headed straight to heaven
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BUT AS FOR NOW we like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline
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CRANKED! To eleven  Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em