You Aint Dolly And You Aint Porter

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You ain't Dolly
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And you ain't Porter
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She's a little bit fuller
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And you're a whole lot shorter
            E
Let's dance all night
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And fill the jukebox full of quarters
                E
Cause you ain't Dolly
B7                   E
  No, and you ain't Porter
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Well I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
B7                                    E
Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit
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That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
F#7                                        B7
Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might
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Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll get you through
      B7                                   E
We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do
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Cause you ain't Dolly
              A
And you ain't Porter
                   E
She's a little bit fuller
                       B7
And you're a whole lot shorter
            E
Let's drink all night
              E7              A
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
                E
Cause you ain't Dolly
B                   E
  and you ain't Porter
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E                                             B7
You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday
         B7                                  E
Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey
E                                           A
Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way
     F#7                                B7
Well baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay
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Oh we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough
      B7                           E
Honey I will always love you, but we'll never know
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Cause you ain't Dolly
              A
And you ain't Porter
                   E
She's a little bit fuller
                             B
Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter
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We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters
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Cause you ain't Dolly
B               E       A
  And you ain't Porter, no
              E
No, you ain't Dolly
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  And you ain't Porter