Candy May

Intro

D  F#m  G  A7
        D  F#m  G  A7
D                      F#m
Candy May, I think I'm dying
                 G
Yeah, 'cause I'm frail and I'm tired
And I constantly complain
          A7
About the pain I'm in
    D                       C
But Candy May, she knows me better
Yes, she knows my ways
Bm
She has seen me naked
She knows I'm packing heat
    G
She has a way of saying "baby
A7
Come to me" complete
       Bm
She's my sweet sweet Candy May
       G
Got me stuck and I want to stay
      D
But I never wanted to look shocked
         A7
Down the barrel of a broken heart
     Bm
So I live with a deep regret
         G
Of all I do on the internet
        D
And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
        A7
She's a brown on her doily frills
     Em
She loves me still
D                          F#m
Sweetest eyes, so dark and shining
           G
They see a shadow in their vision
Then it fades and then it dies
A7
Sweetest eyes
    D                          F#m
But Candy May, don't think I'm lying
        G
I got a flavor in my mouth
It never truly goes away
       A7
That's Candy May
   D
So when you see me and Candy May
          F#m
And we're walking down the street
At a mean pace
    G
And she is crying out "You f'n lonely man
     A7
"You worthless piece of shit
You all wouldn't understand"
D                            C
'Cause Candy May, I know she loves me
In her own true way
    Bm
You call it as you see it
You think you know the score
    G
But you just never had a girl
     A7
Like Candy May before
        Bm
She's my sweet sweet Candy May
       G
Got me stuck and I want to stay
      D
But I never wanted to look shocked
         A7
Down the barrel of a broken heart
     Bm
So I live with a deep regret
         G
Of all I do on the internet
        D
And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
        A7
She's a brown on her doily frills
        Bm
She's my sweet sweet Candy May
       G
Got me stuck and I want to stay
      D
But I never wanted to look shocked
         A7
Down the barrel of a broken heart
     Bm
So I live with a deep regret
         G
Of all I do on the internet
        D
And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
        A7
She's a brown on her doll with frills
        Bm
She's my sweet sweet Candy May
       G
Got me stuck and I want to stay
      D
But I never wanted to look shocked
         A7
Down the barrel of a broken heart
     Bm
So I live with a deep regret
         G
Of all I do on the internet
        D
And I'm filled with a dirty white guilt
        A7
She's a brown on her doily frills
     Em
She loves me still