Mushnik Son

                            Dm
How would you like to be my son?
                                D#
How would you like to be my own adopted boy?
                       Gm
I never liked him much before
                                 A
But count the cash that's in the drawer
                                 D
I've got no choice. I'm much too poor
(spoken)
N.C.
Say yes

N.C.
What for?

           A#      A       Dm
Seymour, I want to be your dad
                           D#
I want to see you climbing up my family tree
                           Gm
I used to think you left a stench
                            A7
but now I see that you're a mench
                       Dm
so I'm proposing be my son!
            Dm          E7
Mushnik and Son. Sounds great?
      A7                     Dm
Three words with the ring of fate
   Am                C         F
So say you'll incorporate with me
A           Dm         E7
A florist's dream come true
    A                    Dm
Mushnik and his boychik, you
     A#                    E A Dm
What business we'll do for F.T.D.
Dm
How bout' it, Seymour? Be my son!
A#                             D#
Just say the word, I'll get my lawyer on the phone!

                           Gm
Now, Mr. Mushnik, don't be rash
                           Am
You always said that I was trash.

N.C.
Oh I was joking

         D
Sir, I'm choking!

          A#                        A
Scuse the physical expression of my pride
       D              C              A#            A
Of the sweet paternal mishegoss I've held pent-up--insi-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ide!

Gm
Gee

N.C.
So?

Dm
Well

N.C.
Well?

E7
I-

A
You?
D            C
Go ahead and say it, Seymour
                 A
Tell me that you will

Dm              C
Gee, I'd really like to, but-

A#                  A
I'll hold my breath until-

                            Dm
Okay, you win, I'll be your son!

N.C.
Hooray, I win! He'll be my son!

                             D#
Draw up the papers, dad. I'm touched, I really am
                        Em
And someday when you're eighty-three
             Gm
I'll let you come move in with me

A7
You swear?

N.C.
I promise!

       Dm
What a son!

Dm E7 A Dm
A# C F
A Dm
A# D#

                           Em
In trouble sickness and in health
                                    A
We'll share the plant and share the wealth
I'll call my lawyer

        D
Call me son

N.C.
Son!

A#7
Son!

          D#m         F7
Mushnik & Son. That's that

    A#              D#m
Officially I'm your brat

   B                C#         F#
Consider the matter closed and done
           D#m         F7
Now to the world let's stick
    A#                D#m
Our Senior and Junior shtick

        B
Through thin and through thick

N.C.
Hey!

        A#
Through sloppy and slick

A#
So come kiss me quick

N.C.
Please, don't make me sick

    A#    D#m
Mushnik & Son!

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