A Milion Ways To Die

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Cowboys and pioneers, come lend your eyes and ears
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I've got the need to testify
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Don't try to fill your nest out in the
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Open west
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'Cuz there's a million ways to die
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Six bullets in the gut or just a paper cut
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Too many ways to quantify
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They'll cut your ankle off to cure a
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Minor cough
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'Cuz there's a million ways to die
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A million ways to die
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It's a hundred and one in the shade of the sun
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If you fall asleep, you fry
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A million ways to die
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You can live like a saint but there
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Just really ain't
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No avoiding a million ways to die
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Aauuu
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Smallpox and bigger pox, and deadly tomahawks
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Or God forbid you steal a pie
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They'll blast you into shards for bein'
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Good at cards
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'Cuz there's a million ways to die
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Out on the desert plains it hardly ever rains
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And you can hear coyotes cry
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They'll eat you up and then they'll
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Shit you out again
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'Cuz there's a million ways to die
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A million ways to die
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With a whoosh and a whack there's a knife in your back
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'Cuz you got a fancy tie
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A million ways to die
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It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance
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Of escaping a million ways to die
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A million ways to die